I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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