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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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