I just pynch a tree in the face
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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