Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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