I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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