It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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