Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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