Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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