those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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