I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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