Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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