Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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