I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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