i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
My feet surprised me
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
