the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
my being single is dangerous.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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