wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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