1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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