I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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