I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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