She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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