His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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