You really coming over, don't trick.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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