I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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