I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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