Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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