ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
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My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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