She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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