so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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