Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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