dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
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