if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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