Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
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You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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