Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i barfeds in our rink
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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