yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
