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Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
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you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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