ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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