it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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