worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
You've changed since you got that strap on
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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