I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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