Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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