i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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