I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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