Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
