the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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