Whod you bang
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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