how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
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I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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