i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
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Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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