i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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