Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
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i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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