It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Randomize
