I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Please don't give away my fajitas
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