I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
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Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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