i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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